Friday, 2 April 2021

The new pandemic

Went swimming at my old haunt after nineteen months !! The pool, the changing room, the shower stalls, were all empty. Felt wonderful to swim all by myself. By and by I was joined by a little six year old boy, then his young Dad, and after a while two other ladies. That was it – five of us in the pool.

 

Back in the old days before the pandemic hit us, it was difficult to swim the full length at this hour without having to stop at least a couple of times for people flailing their arms about, or kids having fun splashing about in the pool.

 

Started off by taking a bath, then as I headed out to the pool, an attendant was standing with a spray can at the steps – I was supposed to sanitize my hands before entering the pool, even after taking a bath. Then, when I got out, I had to sanitise my hands again before taking the shower !!

 

“Orders”, said the fellow, “Sir, I am following orders.”

 

The new pandemic is already upon us – paranoia, sprinkled with a liberal dose of lunacy – like a pepperoni pizza with extra pepperoni.