Friday 28 October 2022

Business of God

‘Tis the season of worship they say –

We’re losing the fervour by the day !!

 

Allocation for the deity is ten per cent or less;

Food, decor and alcohol complete the mess.

 

Visiting pandals far and near;

The priest chants something that none can hear.

 

The people – do they come to pray ?

Watch them closely and have your say.

 

Spirituality and religion live far apart –

One is in hiding, the other in the cart.

 

Blaring speakers and soulless tunes;

Wave after wave, like desert dunes.

 

With smoke and sound – crackers galore –

Where is the Diwali we used to adore ?

 

The courts and police they all have failed –

But will find an alibi when the ship has sailed !

 

Public peace put on the line -

The Business of God is working fine !!

 

DK - 28/Oct/2019


Wednesday 24 August 2022

Working from home

This work-from-home paradigm rings alarm bells -

Success and glory lie in little coloured cells !!

While deadlines keep coming both thick and fast -

Rushing to the airports is a thing of the past.


Friday 6 May 2022

Home stay (Tinchulhe)

 Tinchulhe, or Tinchuley is a small hamlet in Darjeeling district of West Bengal, about twenty-five kilometres away from Darjeeling town. This experience of spending some time at a home stay in Tinchulhe was a novel one and pretty enjoyable, even for a seasoned traveller like me.

We were practically “off the grid” during the twenty fours we spent there, with mobile connectivity being intermittent at best, and internet connection almost nil. The place had no TV either. They did have a Wi-Fi connection, but that was only slightly better than mobile connectivity. Had to spend time watching white clouds rolling over blue hills, listening to crickets and myriad other birds and insects, while the Kanchenjunga lay hidden behind dense clouds. Went back to my childhood days for a while. And then there were those Tibetan prayer flags fluttering in the gentle breeze, braving the dense fog that kept rolling in from time to time.

The business is run by a middle-aged lady, her son and daughter, both in their middle to late twenties. The charges included room rent, breakfast, lunch and dinner at very reasonable rates in these times. Food was good, to say the least, and given the layout of the village, not available anywhere else on the solitary street.

They also owned a small tea garden behind the building, and all tea served at the establishment comes from this garden – organically processed. Very fragrant, I must say.

Just behind the garden lay the forest, where they said, wild animals like deer, bears and cheetahs, live, but are rarely seen. The cheetahs apparently come down once in a while to prey on puppy dogs when they are born !!

It was amazing to hear their stories and how comfortable they were, co-existing with the wildlife. It was equally amazing to see how the three of them managed all of that work day in and day out – guests, food, tea garden, tea processing, and so many other activities that go into managing such an establishment.

When it was time to leave, they presented us with a small memento – a white silk scarf and prayers for our onward journey.

Amazing, simply amazing, in these times, when respect for traditions has taken flight for the society at large !!

 




 

Technologically challenged

 All of you who travel across India may have noticed the signboards citing numerous restrictions and defining certain fees, at all tourist spots controlled by the GOI or State Govts., or their agencies. The specific focus always is on charging a fee for these new-fangled technologies that emerge from time to time.

There was a time when there was a fee for carrying a camera (Rs.10/-) into one of those places. Then came the fee for a hand-cam (Rs. 50/-).  When the DSLRs were born, the camera fee shot up to Rs. 30/-, and they politely asked you not to take videos !!

With the passing years, as the mobile phone camera-cum-videorecorder became ubiquitous, these signboards vanished. Some places still do charge a nominal fee, but that’s it.

Nevertheless, while emerging disruptive technologies forced the world to discard old paradigms, they did not affect our sedate Govt. Babus, comfortably ensconced in their air-conditioned offices.

The Lamahatta Eco Park is a vast area atop a hill, full of pine trees and other flora, with an artificial pond at the top - visited only by the doomed or intrepid tourists. 

At the  gate, there was a new one : “Drones not allowed” !!! That’s it – no fees or fines, simply “not allowed” !!

Obviously, the Babu who ordered this, was sitting with a bleeding butt on the cutting edge of technology looking backwards with binoculars, and, one may deduce, blissfully unaware of the capabilities of this new class of devices !! 

 I had to laugh for quite a while.

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Pic : A drone in use at Rishyap by fellow tourists trying to go over the clouds to see the Kanchenjunga.



Saturday 2 April 2022

Ghana memoirs – baby names

 

One of the interesting things I discovered during trip during my trips to Ghana is how the locals name their babies.

Believe it or not, babies are named after the day they are born. Thus, you can estimate that all the men in this country have just seven names between them to share. Ditto for the women.

 The former UN Secretary – General, Dr. Kofi Annan, a Ghanaian, is Friday’s child. And their first President, Dr. Kwame Nkrumah, revered as the father of that nation, was born on a Saturday.

 The list of baby names below was prepared for me by the receptionist at my hotel. She had one word of caution, though – the spellings were as per her language – I do not know what it was, and it could very well be different in others – and I do not know what those languages are, either… (BTW, Ghana has over 50 major languages !!)


DAYS

BOY

GIRL

Sunday

Kwasi

Akosua

Monday

Kwadjo

Adzoa

Tuesday

Kwasena

Abena

Wednesday

Kwela

Akua

Thursday

Yaw

Yaa

Friday

Kofi

Afia

Saturday

Kwami

Ama

 I was chatting with the hotel staff after receiving this list, when a thought struck me.

 Try to imagine a similar practice in Bengal, with a few million men, each having one of only seven names, like – “Shombar Dey”, “Mongolbar Kar”, “Budhbar Gupta”, “Shonibar Dhar”… We do have Sundays in our names, though – Robi Banerjee, et al…

 And how would the local telephone directory look like ?

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Sunday 20 March 2022

Ghana memoirs - local English

As most of you will know, English is spoken right across the world in diverse local flavours. In India, given its many local languages, people think in their mother tongue first, then speak in English, giving rise to the phrase “vernacular English”. Ditto for the Vietnamese and Chinese. I guess their languages do not accommodate the concept of space, time and direction with the result that it takes some time for outsiders to figure out the exact meaning of what they say.

One can write many hilarious pieces based on this use of English across the world, but that is for another time. This piece is about how English is spoken on the African continent – more specifically Ghana. I began to understand the local accent towards the later part of my stay in Accra.

The following list will give you some idea of English as it is spoken almost all across the African continent : (I must confess I took the help of a local web-site to compile this, before I could begin to chat with them like old pals….…)

Bad - you sleep on it in the bad-room

Beds – creatures associated with flying and cholesterol-free meat – hawks, crows, sparrows, doves, etc.

Beg - container, as in shopping-beg, hand-beg

Chetz - where worshippers go on Sundays to pray

Detty - opposite of clean

Driva - holds the steering wheel of a teksi

Duck – It was very duck at night

Ebbon - Urban

Erriors – Areas (Like - Ebbon erriors are safe in Ghana even when it is duck.)

Ewways - Airways

Eth – Earth

Fest - the one before second and third

Guddin - where you grow kebbijees

Hair – female pronoun - as opposed to hiss

Heppi – Happy – I'm so heppi – it’s Freiday

Hiss – male pronoun – masculine form of hair

Itch – Each – as in “itch and avairy pesson goes to chetz on Sunday.”

Jems - little bugs that make you sick

Kah - what you drive around in

Kebbijees - vegetable

Len - to acquire knowledge

Pee pull – Give powa to da pee pull….

Pesson - one of pee pull

Shex - houses in squatter camps

Shit of peppa - something to write on

Spitch - speech

Sweamas – pee-pull in a sweaming pul

Teksi – kah for hiah

Thest – Thirst

Wek – Work – You goin’ to wek now ?


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Sunday 6 February 2022

Ghana memoirs – the flight over the Sahara

The flight from Dubai to Accra takes a little under eight hours, six of which are over the desert lands of the Arabian Peninsula and the African Sahara. I was elated over the possibility that we might be flying over Egypt, but that was not to be. The plane turned southwest and flew over Saudi Arabia and Sudan, then headed straight west over Chad and Niger, before turning south again to hit the Atlantic coast and follow it to Accra.

It is a day flight, over a sandy waste interspersed with dark brown hills and mountains, otherwise mostly featureless and harshly reflecting the sunlight. The reflected glare off the lifeless, endless wasteland was so strong that the airline crew asked us to down the window shutters, and that is how we travelled for the entire six hours over the Arabian Desert, the Red Sea and the Sahara. At 40,000 feet we could sense the heat… it is easy to imagine how terrible it is on the ground !! Time to time I would raise the shutter a couple of inches to peek down – the view rarely changed, except for shape of the sand dunes and the brown hills here and there…..  

To think that there are so many countries in this area, each of them ready to fight or die for a piece of land that holds virtually no life, is to come to terms with the frailties of the human mind, the inherent fallacies of our thought processes…..

The only beautiful and heart-warming feature of this endless waste lay in the Sudanese part of the Sahara - the Nile, cutting across the desert, its turquoise blue waters silently meandering north, with patches of grasslands and familiar green-brown stripes of agricultural fields on either side, standing out in stark contrast to the yellow sands immediately beyond.

On one of these flights we hit a sandstorm over the Sahara. Its intensity was such that the plane kept bouncing even at 40,000 feet and all on-board services had to be stopped for a while. Outside the window nothing could be seen, except for a bright yellow cloud – so bright that even sunglasses did not help, and the shutters had to be drawn. We flew through the storm for well over an hour.

It is said that these sandstorms over the Sahara can be seen from the International Space Station as they carry fine sand to the Atlantic Ocean to the west.

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The return flight is in the evening. It flies east along the Atlantic coast for some time before turning north to cross Nigeria and Niger. Then it turns east over Libya and flies over Egypt and Saudi Arabia to reach Dubai.

All we could see for most of the time were a brilliantly star-studded sky in a deep purple-blue hue and an inky black nothingness below, which met along a horizon, faintly visible in the star-light. That was the Sahara at night.

A few hours into the flight, I noticed an array of brilliant lights stretching into the horizon to meet the stars above. Switched on the plane’s monitor to check – we were approaching Luxor in Egypt. As we got closer, the Nile was visible as a black ribbon running through a brilliant pattern of yellow lights on either side. I do not recall having seen a more brilliantly-lit city in recent times. We were flying too high above Luxor for me to make out any of its famous monuments, but the brilliance of its city lights, against the backdrop of the velvety black Sahara and under a diamond studded sky will remain etched in my mind for a long time...

I have tried to capture this night view of the Sahara in one of my poems :

“... Deep blue night o’er a sleeping land;

Blood-red dawn across desert sand –

Flying high with the sun so low

That quickly turns into a fiery glow;

But my home and hearth; they

Beckon me, wherever I go !!


Two-hour sunsets and four-hour nights;

Endless days on morning flights –

Over forests, plains and coasts we go

Over burning deserts and mountain snow;

But my home and hearth; they

Beckon me, wherever I go !!”