Sunday 16 December 2018

WATCHING FILMS – BACK THEN...


WATCHING FILMS – BACK THEN...

Those of you who have grown up in India during the seventies, eighties and nineties will be able to relate to most of this article. Those were the days before the television, internet and mobile phones had invaded our lives.

Television at the national level had started in the late seventies, but programs were limited to a few hours in the evening. It was only in the late eighties that popular TV programs made their debut, and late nineties when 24x7 TV channels started breaking up the lively neighbourhood chat sessions and turned people into couch potatoes.

But the Indian film industry and Hollywood kept churning out movies and movie halls in India ran to full capacity almost always. Those who could not make it to the movie halls had another option – the neighbourhood film shows. These were experiences to remember. 

The venue was any open space in the town or city, or open air auditorium where one was available, with free entry. The organisers funded these events through contributions or sponsors.  A large screen that was white once upon a time, but now of a pale yellow or light brown hue, with patchwork where there happened to be a tear, was strung up between two makeshift poles. A speaker or two of significant antiquity would be placed behind the screen. The projector and the operator would be hired and the films came in numbered boxes.

Quite often the sound and light failed to cooperate and work together – sometimes the images flitted in utter silence, sometimes a dialogue would be delivered in utter darkness. Naturally there would be vociferous calls for re-runs. Re-runs would also be called for specific song-and-dance sequences and thus the shows would last much longer than the length of the films.

The occasional breeze would cause the billowing screen to distort the faces of the actors to hilarious proportions. People would be rolling in laughter at a supposedly serious sequence and dances scenes projected on a wildly flapping screen, would have anyone in splits. Rain, of course, would disrupt the entire show.

You get the hang of it, I guess.

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In the mid-nineties I happened to land up in Vietnam on an assignment. Movies there were an altogether different experience. The entire soundtrack would be blocked and a single male or female voice would read out the dialogues in Vietnamese in a dull monotone !! That was their idea of censorship, I guess.

After a few months, a few of the Indian expats like me got together and persuaded the Indian Embassy to arrange for viewing of Indian films. They said they had to get permissions and it would take time. And time it did take. A good few months later, the Embassy informed us that they would be able to organise a film show, but the only available movie was a Telugu one !! Only one person in our group spoke the language, and he was asked to translate, if necessary.

On the assigned day, a screen, like the one described above was set up in the Embassy premises – only this one was much whiter. This was an “uncensored” version of the movie, with the original soundtrack. The projector operator was a local boy who did not speak a word of English. It was a successful end to an endeavour for us, the early expats to that country.

After almost three decades I do not remember the details of the film – it was about a boy dreaming big and then falling in love, getting married, having a kid and all that routine melodrama, with quite a few song-and-dance sequences where they ran around tomato plants, rice fields, up and down hills and fell into a swimming pool for the “wet heroine” episode.

What I do remember is this :

First reel : Hero does his usual stuff, has food at a restaurant of sorts, meets the heroine and the song-and-dance sequences start.

Next reel : Hero is trying to feed a bawling baby with his left hand... No wait !! Everyone is left-handed in the scenes. 

We stopped the show and tried to speak to the operator. He had put on the reel incorrectly. He kept saying “lay lam tiec” (Vietnamese for “sorry”) while re-fixing the reel. We tried to tell him that the reel sequence was wrong, but failed miserably.

Thus the film continued with a right-handed hero and supporting cast and the bawling baby, till the reel ran out with the obligatory scrolling credits.

Last reel : We see the unmarried hero and heroine again, running around tomato plants and rice fields, all over the local hills, till they fall into the pool and a wet heroine emerges. The hero, who apparently has never seen a wet chick before, is so embarrassed that he marries her in a temple straightaway. (A swimming pool and a temple side by side in an Indian village ?? Time to reflect on things...) Then they get married a second time formally with the whole village jumping into the song and dance sequence. And the heroine bashfully announces that she is pregnant.

End of show.

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Those were fun times !!

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